What Your Favorite Drink Says About You, According To Bartenders

“Old ladies that want to party usually start with margaritas.” —u/Modod_

“If I’m asked about the malty flavor or mouthfeel of every IPA we have, it’s a hipster in their 20’s trying to be cool.”— u/SpartanLegend

“IPA drinkers are bearded dads who want to ask 15 questions and try 15 samples.”—u/Booji-Boy

“Long Island iced teas rarely get tips and are almost always asked to ‘make it strong.’ It’s nearly an entire cup of liquor. How TF am I supposed to make it stronger?”—u/Di5c0_T

“Long island iced tea = let’s get f*ed up, fast.” —u/mukkalukka22

“Usually someone who wants to get drunk for cheap and is going to complain that the drink is not strong enough.” —u/CoolHandRK1

“A mid-30s woman wanting to get a buzz going while trashing on her suburban life.” —u/THEBLOODYGAVEL

“High-maintenance middle-aged divorcée with two kids in private school. Possibly on the prowl for rich single men.” —u/snake-juice

“Fruity or frozen drinks are typically new drinkers.” —u/lgm1219

“You’re attracted to exotic people and places, but not enough to get a passport.” —u/sethra007

“Usually on some kind of drug. On the bright side they tip well because they’re too drunk to care about getting change.” —u/Elcatro

“Old fashioned drinkers rarely know jack sh*t about cocktails, but it’s a cheap way to pretend you do.” —u/tacos4tech

“Either someone who knows their booze really well, or not at all, and they want to look sophisticated.” —u/mukkalukka22

“Vodka soda with a splash of cran will either be an obnoxious white girl or a slender gay man.” —u/Booji-Boy

“I can always tell who just turned 21 due to all the complex sweet shots with fancy names being ordered.” —u/Modod_

“They’re the ones who say, ‘add extra vodka to my drink.’ Then I give them the bill and they say, ‘Why are you charging me for extra alcohol?’” —u/Danysco

“You actually say ‘I’ll have the Cabernet Sauvignon’ and over-pronounce Sauvignon. One fancy wine, please!” —u/PromoPimp

“First drink: ‘Omg! I can’t even taste the alcohol.’ A few drinks later: ‘Wowowow I can’t feel my hands!’, then stumbles and falls down.” —u/Tacos4Tech

“I love England, and English things, and British flags, and rowing. Did I tell you about the time I went to Henley?” —u/Tacos4Tech