Lizzo DMs Chris Evans In Hilarious TikTok

BEHOLD: Chris Evans, a very attractive man.

I mean, who among us — especially after a lil’ beer or five — has not been tempted to DM the man on Instagram to see if maybe, MAYBE, he might see it and therefore fall in love???

Well, it looks like one person who has felt this compulsion is none other than Lizzo.

In the audio, Lizzo is lip-synching, “The reason I’m upset about this one is because I know I’m not going to be able to marry him, and honestly, it hurts me to the core — because damn, Papa, he a rare breed, no comparing.”

She then shared her DM to Chris, which, honestly, poetry.

For one, there is the fact that Chris and Lizzo don’t follow each other.

Then there’s the time — we love being drunk at a solid 5:22 p.m.

Of course, then there’s the choice of emojis Lizzo went with. I didn’t understand them because I am 1,000 years old, but apparently these mean she’s “shooting her shot”:

Now, if Lizzo’s facial expression is anything to go by, it appears that she is a touch embarrassed by the whole thing — to which I say no!!! Do what I cannot, gal!!! You go for that gorgeous man!!!