For us humans, 2020 has been a bleak year filled with devastation, sorrow and existential dread.
But cats, collectively as a species, took the red pill long ago, seeing though the Matrix at the mess that this world has always been.
So, in honor of News Year’s Eve 2020 — a day in which “Jumanji” trended on Twitter with its users begging for humanity to utter the word midnight so we can “end this year’s game” — here are 24 tweets about cats who, perhaps like many of us, just want to see the world, or 2020, burn.
I love you, let me stand on your larynx.
— Brokengirl (@SarcasticSadOne) November 12, 2020
Scampi: Kevin, where you a naughty kitten
Scampi: Dad said you probably were
Kevin: Dad has a fruitful imagination
Kevin: Yes, he once believed I had pushed all his plants off the sideboard
Scampi: Did you?
Kevin: No, I left one standing#CatsOfTwitter pic.twitter.com/D1V5d4ZmNr
— Kevin😻Scampi😺Lettie😽 (@KevinScampi) December 30, 2020
Someone said Cats always look at you like you asked them to pick you up from the airport and now i can’t unsee it.
— Jaime Primak (@JaimePrimak) December 7, 2020
my cat tried killing me today. she’s so cute
— pick me stuff me name me she/her🏳️🌈 (@mysadsadmelody) November 11, 2020
i almost DIED today my cat my ridiculous cat launched himself OVER the shower while i was in it causing my soul to LEAVE MY BODY when a CAT fell from the SKY into my soapy arms tail smacking my FACE drenched cat SCREECHING CLAWING at the shower curtain truly R.I.P. me i’m GONE
— Amanda Foody (@AmandaFoody) April 16, 2020
My younger cat goes into the spare bedroom every night when it’s entirely dark, like, completely pitch black, can’t see a thing dark, and she sits on the dresser and just screams into the void. No idea why, but very relatable.
— Brooklynn Dean (@LadyBrooklynn) December 31, 2020
the thing i say most often to my dog: “MY SWEET SWEET BOY”
the thing i say most often to my cat: “WHY.”
— Aiden Thomas (@aidenschmaiden) November 11, 2020
I hate when my cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out
— 🌼🌼Renea🌼🌼 (@Just_ReneaR) August 31, 2020
“Huh, the cats are pretty quiet for me delaying getting them breakfast this morning…”
I step out into the living room. Doritos everywhere.
— Dianna E. Anderson (@diannaeanderson) November 4, 2020
“i will not be manipulated in my own fucking house” i shout as i reach for my cat’s treats again
— jame (@video_jame) December 3, 2020
cat owners will be covered in scratches and scars and just be like these are little love marks from my handsome boy 😊 his name is pillow he’s such a little man 🙂
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) September 19, 2020
huge congratulations to my cat who I recently learned knows how to turn on my gas range stove while we’re all asleep
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) February 28, 2020
[pets during the quarantine]
dog: oh boy oh boy i get to be with human all day & night i love human lovelovelovelove
cat: are you fuckin kidding me right now
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) March 19, 2020
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